You know it's going to be a bad semester when...
...you get all of the following e-mails in one day:
Is the require book on the syllabus really required?
Ah yes snowflake. If it says "required" there's a damn good chance that you'll have to buy it, especially since you are in an online class. How else are you supposed to learn the material? Through osmosis?
(E-mail subject: Wrighting Assignment) i was wondering if there was a legnth for the asignments. how short and how long should they be.
Before we get to that, have you heard of something called a "spell check"? It's an integral part of getting a good grade in my class. Also, capitalization and proper punctuation are Good Things. As for the length of the assignment, why don't you read the bottom of the assignment. You see? Right there where it says "minimum of 3-4 pages"? Duh. Oh wait. That would assume you actually read the assignment. My bad.
I was just wondering what is the exact time limit we have on discussions. I can't figure out when they close.
If you read the lesson in big flashing red lights that says "Read Me First" you will see that the discussions end at the end of the unit. Oh wait. That would assume that you read the "Read Me First" (with the flashing red lights) before doing all the other work that hasn't even started yet. Once again, my bad.
Hello professor for sum reason it is not letting me upload the file it keeps saying error.
Um. Is there a question in there? WTF are you talking about? The worst part, when I responded to this kid asking what are you asking, he gave me an even more incoherent answer: "The file wit the questions we are suppose to answer and send it to you." I still have no clue what he is talking about.
I have a feeling it's going to be a long semester.
Is the require book on the syllabus really required?
Ah yes snowflake. If it says "required" there's a damn good chance that you'll have to buy it, especially since you are in an online class. How else are you supposed to learn the material? Through osmosis?
(E-mail subject: Wrighting Assignment) i was wondering if there was a legnth for the asignments. how short and how long should they be.
Before we get to that, have you heard of something called a "spell check"? It's an integral part of getting a good grade in my class. Also, capitalization and proper punctuation are Good Things. As for the length of the assignment, why don't you read the bottom of the assignment. You see? Right there where it says "minimum of 3-4 pages"? Duh. Oh wait. That would assume you actually read the assignment. My bad.
I was just wondering what is the exact time limit we have on discussions. I can't figure out when they close.
If you read the lesson in big flashing red lights that says "Read Me First" you will see that the discussions end at the end of the unit. Oh wait. That would assume that you read the "Read Me First" (with the flashing red lights) before doing all the other work that hasn't even started yet. Once again, my bad.
Hello professor for sum reason it is not letting me upload the file it keeps saying error.
Um. Is there a question in there? WTF are you talking about? The worst part, when I responded to this kid asking what are you asking, he gave me an even more incoherent answer: "The file wit the questions we are suppose to answer and send it to you." I still have no clue what he is talking about.
I have a feeling it's going to be a long semester.
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